At the height of his internet fame in the mid-­2010s, Eric Jarosinski would sneak off to the bathroom while on dates, not to call his mistress, but to write another Hegel joke and post it on Twitter.

Attempt saved. Sidiki Cherif (Angers) left footed shot from a difficult angle on the left is saved in the centre of the goal by Robin Risser (Lens). Assisted by ...